it's 10.45 pm.
i'm taking a cab home from work because my bike has a flat.
the overzealous cabbie enthusiastically reminds me as i leave his car:
"alright. good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, and avoid the slugs unless they're wearing a condom."
i tipped him $2 on a $5 ride.
i had no problems falling into a deep slumber.