**eastward movement is included


don't let anyone tell you the age of irony is over.

it's 10.45 pm.
it's sunday.
i'm taking a cab home from work because my bike has a flat.
the overzealous cabbie enthusiastically reminds me as i leave his car:

"alright. good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, and avoid the slugs unless they're wearing a condom."

i tipped him $2 on a $5 ride.
i had no problems falling into a deep slumber.

1 comment:

laurface said...

irony is dane.

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